Hi all, here's another..'Forget - me - not...'?

Two elderly couples are enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men turns to the other.


'Arthur, I've been meaning to ask you,' says the pensioner. 'How's your course at the memory clinic going?'


'Outstanding,' replies Arthur. 'They teach us all the latest psychological techniques: visualisation, association and so on. It's made a huge difference for me.'


'That's great,' says his mate. 'What was the name of the clinic again?'


Arthur goes blank, then he wrinkles his brow. 'Wait there, I can do this.' He closes his eyes, and his lips move as he thinks to himself.


'What do you call that flower with red petals and thorns?' he says, finally.


'You mean a rose,' says his friend.


'Yes, that's it!' says Arthur, and turns to his wife. 'Rose, what was the name of the clinic?'


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What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive?


Popeye kicked the sh*t out of him.


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Why did god create Adam before Eve?


To give him a chance to speak.








Night all, see you tomorrow...Toe.

Hi all, here's another..'Forget - me - not...'?
Lol Honey thanks for the laugh and night to you.....Toe.xxx
Reply:First one was the best :)
Reply:Funny
Reply:Hahaha!
Reply:why did you spend time posting a joke this is supposed to be for ANSWERS
Reply:yep good stuff
Reply:the jesus one was hilarious but it took me a second to understand mount olive becausei dont watch popeye that much
Reply:Cheers for them
Reply:lols
Reply:lol fabulous!!
Reply:nah..didnt laugh